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Wednesday, 12 February 2014

24% pay rise for what?

Clyde Loakes

FURRY FRIENDS AWARD
Runner-up Waltham Forest councillor Clyde Loakes, whose address to residents on the benefits of the council’s new anti dog-fouling policy was supported by a dog called Seamus, who crapped on the hall floor during the councillor’s speech. Winner Rugbycouncil’s planning committee chairman Peter Butlin, who overturned colleagues’ refusal of an application to breed 120,000 rats a year (as snake food for pet shops) by his farmer friend Robert Spencer.

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